Hello everyone! Ruby here! I have to tell you all that we think we are being mistreated. Did you know that we only get fed four times a day?
I have decided to take matters into my own hands.
Watch as Ruby puts the bitey on book covers – her secret shame.
Hello! It’s Ruby here.
The other day Scott decided that we needed our own coats of arms so he got on the web and found a site where he could design them online.
This is mine. If you click on the picture you can see it bigger. My motto is Swift and Bold. The shield is surrounded by oak laurels as we are English cats. On my shield are four symbols: a proud cat (like me); a helmet of armour to represent my warrior status; a crown to show my regal nature; and a heart with an arrow through it to symbolise my loving side.
Oliver’s motto is “A Steadfast Heart”. He has the same oak laurel and cat symbol. His crown is a little different to mine and his heart has wings. His final symbol is the Unicorn, representing his purity of heart, innocence and grace.
We think they sum us perfectly – though I should really have a symbol of a chewed up book cover and Oliver a ball of aluminium foil.
Hi evfurrybody! It’s Oliver here. I have to tell yoo abowt a worrying situayshun – we fink the werld is getting smaller. When we furst got here this box was verry roomy and lots of fun. Yoo can see Ruby in the box here.
As yoo will see, this box is getting smaller and smaller evfurry day.
We don’t know what to do! Anyway – I guess I’ll keep trying to fit in the box and maybe I can help to stretch it owt before it disappears!
Watch as Ruby uses her ninja-moves on Oliver in this epic battle for the chair.
Oliver: Let’s put the bitey on this chair.
Oliver: In fact I think I’ll put the claw on this tassel instead.
Ruby: You can keep the tassel, I’m going for these…
Ruby: I think I’ll put the claw on this blind cord.
Ruby: ….and the bitey.
Ruby: Or maybe I’ll go for the other one.
Scott: Can you two just hold still for one second!!
Ruby: What shall we do now?
Oliver: I don’t know about yoo Ruby but I’m tired.
Ruby: Yeah me too – out of the way Oliver, I was here first!