Please send purrs for my sisfur Ruby (pittchured above) ‘cos she has to have an opperayshun on Wednesday.
Yoo see, she has to have her wisdom teef* owt ‘cos they are hurting her gums when she’s eating and they’re causing ulcers. This is why she likes to eat the soft food rather than the crunchies. It’s also why I’m 1 kilogram heavier than she is (I don’t want to see food go to waste – tee hee!).
We went to the V-E-T today and had our stabby fings and that’s when Uncle Philip noticed Ruby’s sore mouth. I have problems wif my wisdom teef too but it’s not as bad as Ruby. Plus she’s smart enuff to lose her wisdom teef anyway – imagine my spelling if I had mine owt! So Uncle Philip says we just have to watch what happens wif mine but Ruby’s have to go!
Anyway. I will let yoo know how fings go.
PS from Scott: Cat’s don’t really have Wisdom teeth but that’s how I explained it to them. She is having her two rear upper molars removed because she has developed an undershot jaw and these teeth are cutting into her gums.