Category Archives: Romance
Hi evfurrybody it’s Oliver here!
Did yoo know that BOTH my sisfurs now have boyfriends? Tee hee!
Miss Wendy commented yesterday and said that I should have a GERLFRIEND.
I’m not sure I am allowed ‘cos I have heard Scott say things like “Oliver’s not ready for such things”, “No girl could be good enough for my Oliver” and “Oliver will always be my boy”. That’s OK – I already have two sisfurs and they’re enough trouble!
Maybe I’ll lie upside down wif my paws in the air and fink abowt it a bit more.
I know I am only young but I am very mature for my age, so Scott has approved me seeing my new beau – his name is Gengi!
Genji is a handsome and stylish young mancat from France: a blue Abyssininan with the most lovely eyes!
I think we should have our first date in Paris – don’t you? I am practising my French. Je voudrais le plateau de langoustine. (I think I just asked for the lobster platter!)
If Oliver is having his Mancat Monday then I declare Tuesdays mine! Welcome to the first ‘Ruby Tuesday’.
Today I would like to sing a song to my special boyfriend who lives all the way over the other side of the world: Teddy Westlife.
While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don’t follow through
Cause my heart belongs to Teddy
If I invite a boy some night
To dine on my fine food and haddie
I just adore, his asking for more
But my heart belongs to Teddy
Yes, my heart belongs to Teddy
So I simply couldn’t be bad
Yes, my heart belongs to Teddy
Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, Te, TEDDDD
So I want to warn you laddie
Though I know that you’re perfectly swell
That my heart belongs to Teddy
Cause my Teddy, he treats it so well
Hi everyone it’s Ruby here!
I have a very special announcement to make – I have a boyfriend!
His name is Teddy Westlife and he lives in Australia – so it’s going to be a tough, long distance relationship kind of thing. I’m sure we will send letters to each other expressing our hearts’ desires and have lots of deep and meaningful conversations.
Teddy is a reformed stray cat from the mean streets of Melbourne (oooooh I wonder if he has a tattoo?), so he has a very mysterious and probably very exciting past! Teddy lives with one of my heroes – her name is Huffle Mawson. Huffle doesn’t like Teddy all that much but I bet that’s because she was set in her ways with her humans before Teddy came along. I’m sure he will soon charm his way into Huffle’s heart!
I know Scott and Mark would probably have wanted me to have a nice English boyfriend with a pedigree (my olds are such squares!) but I think Teddy is cute and is going to grow up into a handsome mancat. He has long white whiskers and lovely green eyes! He’ll probably learn to ride a motorcycle and join a band and I can hang out with them as they tour the country. Being Australian, Teddy also probably likes surfing.
Also get this – I am six months old and Teddy is only five months old, which means I have a younger man! That makes me a COUGAR like those ladies on the TV. Raaaaaar!
I haven’t told my brother Oliver yet – I hope he approves.